Thick & Sprucy – Real Tree Energy Sweatshirt

For those who like their trees real, their holidays extra, and their references subtle but savage.

This cozy oversized sweatshirt brings peak seasonal energy with bold vintage graphics, snowy pines, and a not-so-innocent phrase that may or may not be stuck in your head now. Whether you’re hauling trees or just here for the vibe, this one’s built for hot cocoa, cold weather, and comments from strangers who get it.

Perfect for:

🌲 Cutting down a tree with your bare hands (or pretending you did)

🎶 Singing a certain song in your head while you do it

🎁 Gifting to someone who’s got taste and a little bit of edge

Details:

• Oversized fit
• Soft fleece interior
• Unisex sizing
• Snowy, piney, slightly suggestive — basically, perfect

Product features

- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
- Seamless tubular knit construction for a clean look
- Soft blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric for warmth and comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean