Dad Tax – Quality Control Never Tasted So Good Tee VT1955 Signature

You thought those fries were yours? Cute.

Welcome to the Dad Tax, where every snack, sip, and bite goes through a strict quality control inspection—aka Dad’s mouth.

From fast food runs to ice cream emergencies, he’s not stealing… he’s protecting you. From poison. Obviously.

This tee celebrates the classic dad move: swiping a fry “just to make sure it’s safe.” It’s funny, relatable, and comes with a healthy side of sarcasm—just like the man himself.

And in true dad fashion, let’s end on a groan-worthy classic:

“I’m not stealing your food… I’m investing in your safety.”

Product features

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape with ease
- Designed without side seams for a clean, stylish look
- Features ethically sourced materials with safety certifications
- Perfect for gifting during holidays like Father's Day and birthdays.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors